Wishful Thinking on a Sunday Morning

Will be heading home soon for summer break. 3 months baybeeehh! and so im doing some wishful thinking, and pray, hope, and wish that for the entire 3 months Ill be home:

1. KL wont actually rain everyday
2. No youngsters/not-so-old makciks wearing hair scrunchies will be in my sight (scrunchies should be banned fr being outdoor)
3. there will be no live telecast of major football matches except for Liga M dan rakan2 yg sewaktu dengannya
4. money will be sufficient for the whole entire 3 months
5. koh samui, perhentian, KK and whatever trips that will eventually jadi wont require money fr mama the bank
6. there will be at least one good chick flick to be watched at the cinema once a week
   
7. no raids for any clubs or bars that i will so happen to be that nite
8. ayah n mama will only nag me once a week
9. nobody will ask me when im getting married
   
10. or when ill be graduating
11. i get to go to at least one concert (esp one of any of my fav indos)
12. i will finally talk to, hug, take photos, and get something signed fr sheila majid. after like, 20 years.
13. i can still fit jeans fr sg wang
14. my eyebrows will never look less than perfect
15. i will hv a car to drive around town with
16. busuk will not attempt to sit on my laptop. not even once
17. there is no such thing as weight gain fr all the nasi kandar, nasi padang, and god knows what else
18. kfc will still taste as fab as it used to
19. there will be no tears at alllllll except during movies or at KLIA on my last day
    
20. there's no such thing as the feeling of rejection
21. i will get that awesome kebaya i want, n it will be just exactly as i want it to be
22. nobody will get hurt, be in terrible pain, or die
23. i have no curfew (hahaha like this will ever happen)
24. everybody loves me
25. nobody will ever choose something else over me
26. i finally get to see THE TEETH n even better, hv them captured on cam
27. i will get to meet everyone i want to
28. LATER actually means "as soon as i get my ass down on a chair or something indoor" instead of "whenever i feel like it at my fucking convenience a few bloody hours later"
29. no more drama in my life
30. there will be something awesome at istana budaya
31. Malaysia Mega Sale will be on. or whatever unnecessary sale they want to hold
32. all the shoes in vincci that i want will not run out of my size
33. foot blisters? what blisters? schmeeehh!
34. monkeys will be very afraid of my trash cans for some unknown reason which will result in me never having to sapu sampah depan rumah
35. mama's plants wont turn brown whenever i forget to siram
36. i will not have to hear anything abt this person working at this place earning this much after studying at that place. who gives a shit?
37. i will always be priority. always, always..
38. some bitch will hv a horrible breakup n be left with everyone calling her a cheap skank and some nasty vaginal infection
    
39. karma will finally be nice to me
40. those nice n very yummy looking (not to mention hopefully taste just as yummy) cuppacakes will be mine, and safe in my tummy
41. there's no such thing as having to cook some shitty meal for myself
42. somebody decides to hire me as some glamorous but very decent and totally legal something for a very short period of time with totally awesome pay
43. i will not have to yell or have a screaming contest with busuk
44. never will i be totally and painfully angry
45. nobody will ever mention anything abt my weight or my size or apa2 yg sewaktu dengannya
46. the pill will work (oh god pls do!) and will not be found by mama, or any older female relatives
47. period pain? stomach cramps? ha? ape tuu?
48. there will be no argument except on something silly like what n where to eat
49. i will get everything i want. all the time
50. i will not have to wake up any earlier than 8 am except perhaps for 2-3 occasions
51. i will not have to deal with someone who is too stupid, too ignorant, too racist, too proud or too weak that my patience will be tested
52. my voice will never have to be raised in anger
53. abang buat burger sedap still sells burger and still makes them totally awesome
54. lot 10 chicken rice still serves my fav chicken rice
55. singgahan rasa will never suka2 hati tutup nak buat staff trip to some pulau
56. never will i hv to be stuck in the traffic while my gas is running dangerously low and i hv this horrible need to pee
57. my hair will always look nice
58. never once will i get sick or have some weird looking lebam/bengkak on my face
59. never will i come across a girl wearing too much frilly layers and fringes all at once thinking it's totally cute and sweet
60. i will not have to wait for anyone for more than 15 minutes
61. the thought of "when the hell are u planning to call me?" will not cross my mind