Monday, July 23, 2007

Forced pessimism

ok so mr BF (???) tagged me. im so lazy to do this but i guess it IS easier than to blog abt samui, which i know i WILL get around to. so yeah. here goes the list of things i want but will never (ppffbttt!) get in this lifetime.

1. Marry Brandon Boyd
2. Marry David Beckham
3. Marry Prince William
4. ... then be Queen of England
5. Own Ko Samui
6. Win a VH1 Fashion Award
7. Be a model in an Incubus Video (a proper hot one!)
8. Stand at 5' 7" without heels
9. Graduate from an Ivy League school
10.Write a NY Times Bestseller
11.Be good friends with Victoria Beckham (tapi nak her husband haha)
12.Fly around the world first class
13.Own a private jet
14.Have my own personal chef
15.Get my own star in Hollywood
16.Have an actual star registered under my name
17.Have Vera Wang at my wedding fixing my dress which she designed
18.Own a fashion empire
19.Give my maid of honor and bridesmaids a Tiffany & Co diamond necklace each
20.Have a doll made after me, my very own Barbie
21.Brandon Boyd writing a song about his love for me
22.Have my BF/husband thanking me in his very successful album sleeve which he lovingly dedicates to me
23.Be a supermodel
24.Own a swanky club in NYC
25.Turn 1 whole floor of KLCC into my apartment
26.Be so effing rich that i'd never ever have to worry abt money running out
27.Have a posh boarding school named after me
28.Be on People's 50 Most Beautiful People List
29.Be on Forbes' richest people list
30.Be on every Most Influential People Under 30-like list
31.Have my own Geenie with unlimited wishes
32.Lend my voice to a major Disney animated movie
33.totally fix the environment
34.blow up all the bad people and make them disappear completely off the face of this planet
35.be able to sing perfectly in front of a large crowd

ok ok. enough pessimism. it makes me sick. i cant think of anymore things to stuff in that list. it's too hard. no, it's not lame. it's just called confidence. heh.

6 Comments:

Blogger Mand_Mand said...

Byk betul related to Incubus. Jeles la ni! Hehehehe!

7:40 PM  
Blogger shamaine said...

tetiba armand nak jadi brandon boyd hehehe...

17.Have Vera Wang at my wedding fixing my dress which she designed---> babes..we'll get it...we'll get the dress at least..maybe a sales rep from the boutique will be at the wedding...

19.Give my maid of honor and bridesmaids a Tiffany & Co diamond necklace each---> what do you mean it'll never happen ?. babes...no diamond necklace for me ke ???

2. Marry David Beckham--> i'll pass him to you when i get bored of him and his cock....ney accent...hehehe

12:43 AM  
Blogger ultimatecass said...

mr bf: tak payah jealous, u kan my brandon boyd kiss kiss

miss gf: armand kan mmg nak jadi brandon boyd hehe sales rep vera wang tanak laaaaaaa booohooohooo nak diamond necklace eh? ok ok go pray for me ok? pass david beckham cepat2 sikit. if i get first then ill pass to u alrite?

1:44 AM  
Blogger nadzirahashim said...

david beckham was God to me when I was young. I was so happy when he married Victoria. THEN I HEARD HIS VOICE and well, you guys can have him man. Suara itu amat penting untuk saya and well, his voice? is pathetic. just like Justin Timberlake. yuccck!

12:52 PM  
Blogger shamaine said...

eh...i like JT :(...I totally got over him when Becks married Posh..he was like the ex-bf...but I'd still take him if that skinny bitch left him

1:30 AM  
Blogger ultimatecass said...

ehhh i wanna be good friends with that skinny bitch hahah n oh, i think JT sounds better than becks

2:22 AM  

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